Join Kellyfind's Newsletter
Site Synopsis: Ass Parade is a hardcore website that caters to those of you out there who love a plump round bootie. These girls aren't BBW's by any means, some models are a little thicker than others - but these are all nice sexy asses. The site updates once a week on Mondays with photos and videos. The newest videos at Ass Parade are available in HD. Membership to this site will also include access to all of the other Bang Bros sites, which is over 20 sites at the time of this review.
Download Limit: There is no download limit. - Popup Windows: None.
Click on the desired tabs below for more information about Ass Parade
Photo Count (approximate):
390 photo sets with an average of 289 pics in each set. Total count approx~ 113,000 in the entire members area.
Extra Large - 1801px (25.01in.) or more
Large - 1201px (16.68in.) to 1800px (25in.)
Small - 800px (11.11in.) or less
Image Quality: High
Download ZIP file option: YES
Both photos and screen caps are available as zip downloads.
390 videos with an average running time of about 35mins per movie.
|MPEG-4 (.mp4)||3000 kbits||1280x720||Yes|
|Windows (.wmv)||1500 kbits||720x406||Yes|
2 Day Trial: $1.00 - Recurs @ $39.95 - Limited access Limited Access.
Monthly: $24.95 - Recurs @ $24.95
Monthly: $34.95 - Join by phone one time charge
Annually: $89.95 - Billed in one payment
Credit Card, 900 Number, and ACH (Online Check)
To get a better understanding of how our scoring system works, plus tips on how to use our scoring options click here.
|Video Score||# Video Site|
|Quality :||17.6 of 20|
|Quantity :||17.6 of 20|
|Frequency :||13.0 of 15|
|Format/Sizes :||13.0 of 15|
|Exclusivity :||10.0 of 10|
|Downloadability :||8.9 of 10|
|Streaming :||8.9 of 10|
|Sub-Total :||89.1 of 100|
|Photo Score||# Photo Site|
|Quality :||17.6 of 20|
|Quantity :||17.4 of 20|
|Frequency :||12.8 of 15|
|Sizes :||13.5 of 15|
|Exclusivity :||15.0 of 15|
|Downloadability :||12.8 of 15|
|Sub-Total :||89.0 of 100|
|Entertainment Score||# E! Site|
|Performance :||23.0 of 25|
|Execution :||23.0 of 25|
|Originality :||17.8 of 20|
|Navigation/Search :||17.8 of 20|
|Design :||8.9 of 10|
|Sub-Total :||90.5 of 100|
|Bang for your Buck||# BFYB Site|
|Overall Value :||95.0 of 100|
BANG FOR YOUR BUCK PROS
BANG FOR YOUR BUCK CONS
|Ass Parade Final Score|
|Learn more about our scoring system here.||# Overall Site|
|Video Content: (weight = 25% of score)||22.28 of 25|
|Photo Content: ( weight = 25% of score)||22.25 of 25|
|Entertainment Value: ( weight = 25% of score)||22.63 of 25|
|Bang for your buck: ( weight = 25% of score)||23.75 of 25|
|Total:||90.9 of 100|
First of all, Ass Parade is brought to us by the people over at Bang Bros., so you know the content is going to be fun, full of hot girls and very entertaining. Ass Parade isn't an anal site, it's claim to fame is using bubble butt, juicy bootie girls. Most of the models are slim with some thicker girls tossed in there as well, definitely not BBW though.
Overall, everything about Ass Parade is sort of what I was expecting since I've seen plenty of the other Bang Bros. sites, and they're all set up pretty much the same way. Navigation is pretty straight forward, on the home page all of the episodes are shown in chronological order, with a thumbnail, title/models featured and the date updated. This really seems to be the only way to display the updates if you're only going to be looking at the Ass Parade content. There are search and browse features, but those are network wide and can get a little confusing (I'll get to that in a bit).
As far as the quality goes, everything looks really good - the newest videos are available in HD, the further back you go into the archives, the lower the quality gets - but that's just the way it always is. Same thing with the photos, the oldest are just ok - but eventually get better and better, the newest updates looking really good. Something that is great about Ass Parade, is that not only is the site good enough to stand on it's own as an entertaining well put together site, but with a membership you also get access to all of the other Bang Bros. network sites, which is about over 23 at this time - some of these bonus sites are just ok, but there are a lot of them that are really good. This is where the search/browse functions of Ass Parade can get a little confusing. While in the members area of Ass Parade, there are some navigation tools and search tools, but these actually yield results from the entire network - not from the one site you're on. It would be helpful if there were a way to have those same search capabilities for just the one site itself. There actually may be a way to do it, it's just not obvious to me how to do it. Don't get me wrong, I love the fact that a member has access to so much content, but if you there to see the Ass Parade - you may accidentally find yourself on another site when you try to do a simple search.
I always enjoy reviewing Bang Bros. sites because I know they have a quality product, it's just a matter of highlighting the great parts and nit picking to find the negatives. Ass Parade gets my approval. Enter Ass Parade.
Site review by: Tim