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Site Synopsis: Ass Parade is a hardcore website that caters to those of you out there who love a plump round bootie. These girls aren't BBW's by any means, some models are a little thicker than others - but these are all nice sexy asses. The site updates once a week on Mondays with photos and videos. The newest videos at Ass Parade are available in HD. Membership to this site will also include access to all of the other Bang Bros sites, which is over 20 sites at the time of this review.
Download Limit: There is no download limit. - Popup Windows: None.
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Photo Count (approximate):
473 photo sets with an average of 300 pics in each set. Total count approx~ 142,000 in the entire members area.
Extra Large - 1801px (25.01in.) or more
Large - 1201px (16.68in.) to 1800px (25in.)
Medium - 801px (11.13in.) to 1200px (16.67in.)
Image Quality: High
Download ZIP file option: YES
473 videos with an average running time of about 25mins per movie.
|MPEG (.mpg)||1400 kbits||720x400||Yes|
|MPEG-4 (.mp4)||3000 kbits||1280x720||Yes|
|Windows (.wmv)||1500 kbits||852x480||Yes|
2 Day Trial: $1.00 - Recurs @ $39.95 - Limited access Limited Access.
Monthly: $24.95 - Recurs @ $24.95
Monthly: $34.95 - Join by phone one time charge
Annually: $89.95 - Billed in one payment
Credit Card, 900 Number, and ACH (Online Check)
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|Video Score||# 174 Video Site|
|Quality :||18.0 of 20|
|Quantity :||18.2 of 20|
|Frequency :||13.0 of 15|
|Format/Sizes :||13.4 of 15|
|Exclusivity :||10.0 of 10|
|Downloadability :||8.9 of 10|
|Streaming :||9.0 of 10|
|Sub-Total :||90.5 of 100|
|Photo Score||# 113 Photo Site|
|Quality :||18.6 of 20|
|Quantity :||17.8 of 20|
|Frequency :||13.0 of 15|
|Sizes :||13.8 of 15|
|Exclusivity :||15.0 of 15|
|Downloadability :||13.2 of 15|
|Sub-Total :||91.5 of 100|
|Entertainment Score||# 228 E! Site|
|Performance :||22.8 of 25|
|Execution :||23.0 of 25|
|Originality :||17.4 of 20|
|Navigation/Search :||17.2 of 20|
|Design :||8.6 of 10|
|Sub-Total :||89.0 of 100|
|Bang for your Buck||# 247 BFYB Site|
|Overall Value :||90.5 of 100|
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|Ass Parade Final Score|
|Learn more about our scoring system here.||# 133 Overall Site|
|Video Content: (weight = 25% of score)||22.63 of 25|
|Photo Content: ( weight = 25% of score)||22.86 of 25|
|Entertainment Value: ( weight = 25% of score)||22.24 of 25|
|Bang for your buck: ( weight = 25% of score)||22.63 of 25|
|Total:||90.4 of 100|
A lot of people like to categorize themselves based on what female body part they are particularly attracted to, generally you just have the tit man, the leg man, and the ass man. Today I will be reviewing the website Ass Parade, it should be pretty easy to figure out what their main theme is. What's pretty cool is that even if you are a tit man or a leg man, the ass is still pretty damn desirable, so the categories are almost interchangeable. It could be thought that Ass Parade might be an anal site, but that's not it's goal, it's not even a site for giant booties - they like the round big bubble butts that look great on a hot, thin chick. They do feature some girls that have what you would consider junk in the trunk, but not BBW style. This site comes to us from the people at Bang Bros, you may have heard that name before, and if you haven't you must have been living in a cave. I have done reviews for this company before, and they have a good track record of providing entertaining content.
Since I have done reviews for this company before, I already knew what I should be expecting in the members area, which helps a lot. I don't want to get too ahead of myself, but Ass Parade does come with a collection of network bonus sites as part of your membership. Aside from actually having the bonus sites, the other way that it's sort of significant is in how the members area of Ass Parade works. When you log in, you are basically logging in to the whole network, and then you need to get yourself to the actual site by clicking a few times, it's not really that big of a deal, but I thought it was worth mentioning. Another way the network could confuse you a little bit is how the site searches for material, and how you navigate as well, if you aren't paying attention you could get lost pretty quickly. Once you get the hang of it though, you will be able to use the network tools to your advantage. Each of the scenes is represented by a thumbnail, and they put about 40 updates per page. Clicking on the thumbnail will bring you to another page that you need, the videos, the photos, a scene description, category tags, even preview pictures of the video so you can see what's going on in the scene before you even start watching the video. Something I wasn't too fond of in the members area is their advertisement for other sites, it's a looping video that you can't stop, pause, or even cover up, it was just kind of annoying to keep seeing a looping video that followed you everywhere.
When it comes to the quality of the content, I was really happy with what I was seeing. The newer videos they are adding are available in HD, as well as having a couple of options for viewing and downloading. Ass Parade has been updating since 2004, if the date stamps are right - a lot of changes in technology have happened over that time, so you are going to see changes in quality throughout the site, obviously the further back you go, that's where you will find lower quality options. I thought the photos looked great, they are nice and big, and look professionally shot. If you aren't interested in viewing the biggest photos they have, you can always just start with the smaller sizes that pop up first. You can manually click each thumbnail to open the image, you can manually click from picture to picture using the next button, they even provide a downloadable zip file for the photos and for the screen captures. What I didn't find for the photos was an automated slideshow, that's not really a big deal, but it's always nice to have a full complement of options.
Entertainment is obviously a huge factor when we are talking about any site, I'm admittedly not an ass man, so I was interested to see what the entertainment factor was going to be like. As I mentioned before, some of these categories are almost interchangeable, just because the scenes feature girls with beautiful round asses, doesn't mean that you can't enjoy the rest of the hardcore that is going on. As it turns out, I was thoroughly enjoying the content here, maybe I'm more of an ass man than I thought. I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that this is a Bang Bros site, they just seem to have a knack for filming scenes that are hot, entertaining, and feature some great action. Ass Parade is full of hot pornstars with great round, full booties. A new scene is added each week, adding to a very healthy collection that has been growing for quite some time. A lot of the scenes feature multiple girls, or even multiple guys, making the ass parade feel like a great party with plenty of ass to go around.
Overall I was again very impressed with this company has brought us, Ass Parade was a hit in my categories in my opinion. There are a few navigation things that I wasn't all that thrilled about, but even those were nit pick items. The most important things to me are quality of content, and quality of entertainment, that's where Ass Parade excelled, which is always what you want to see. I think this company has always done a great job of keeping the theme with whatever the site is supposed to be about, I've seen many other sites that claim to have a theme, but really it's just generic porn that they have separated to make it seem like it's a specialty. I was glad to see that all of the scenes really are highlighting ass, even though I was admittedly not an ass man, I was happy with the content. Even if you wouldn't consider yourself an ass man, the addition of the bonus sites means that more than likely you are going to find something you like, here's where the network feel of the site can work to your advantage, you can use the search tools to find anything on the network. In closing, I have no problems recommending Ass Parade. Enter Ass Parade.
Site review by: Tim