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Site Synopsis: If you've ever been to the Philippines, or have seen video from there, you'll notice that the trike is a common form of transportation. This is the website Trike Patrol, like they do it stateside, the guys here use the local form of vehicle to patrol the streets looking for cute Filipina girls who are down to fuck. The content here features completely amateur, and local girls who are not pornstars, but allow these tourist guys to take them to their room for some good fuck and suck sessions, all captured on camera.
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Photo Count (approximate):
302 photo sets with an average of 89 pics in each set. Total count approx~ 27,000 in the entire members area.
Large - 1201px (16.68in.) to 1800px (25in.)
Medium - 801px (11.13in.) to 1200px (16.67in.)
Image Quality: Medium
Download ZIP file option: NO
302 videos with an average running time of about 20mins per movie.
|MPEG-4 (.mp4)||3364 kbits||1280x720||Yes|
$29.95 - Recurs @ $29.95
$59.95 - Recurs @ $59.95
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|Video Score||# 540 Video Site|
|Quality :||17.2 of 20|
|Quantity :||17.6 of 20|
|Frequency :||12.8 of 15|
|Format/Sizes :||12.6 of 15|
|Exclusivity :||10.0 of 10|
|Downloadability :||8.4 of 10|
|Streaming :||8.9 of 10|
|Sub-Total :||87.5 of 100|
|Photo Score||# 424 Photo Site|
|Quality :||17.6 of 20|
|Quantity :||17.4 of 20|
|Frequency :||12.8 of 15|
|Sizes :||13.4 of 15|
|Exclusivity :||15.0 of 15|
|Downloadability :||12.3 of 15|
|Sub-Total :||88.4 of 100|
|Entertainment Score||# 413 E! Site|
|Performance :||22.5 of 25|
|Execution :||21.8 of 25|
|Originality :||18.0 of 20|
|Navigation/Search :||17.0 of 20|
|Design :||8.4 of 10|
|Sub-Total :||87.7 of 100|
|Bang for your Buck||# 556 BFYB Site|
|Overall Value :||86.5 of 100|
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|Trike Patrol Final Score|
|Learn more about our scoring system here.||# 478 Overall Site|
|Video Content: (weight = 25% of score)||21.86 of 25|
|Photo Content: ( weight = 25% of score)||22.10 of 25|
|Entertainment Value: ( weight = 25% of score)||21.91 of 25|
|Bang for your buck: ( weight = 25% of score)||21.63 of 25|
|Total:||87.5 of 100|
Today I will be reviewing the website Trike Patrol, to be honest, I was not quite sure what to expect, not that site names are always all that descriptive, but I did quickly wonder just what the heck this was going to be about. Turns out that Trike Patrol actually makes a lot more sense once you just take the 3 seconds to check out the tour and see what they mean. There are a lot of transportation reality sites already out there, I'm not gonna name names, but think bus's, vans, boats, or whatever else you may have seen. The concept is usually similar, it's the mode of transport that changes, in this case, it's a trike, or more specifically, a 3 wheeled motorcycle. I've never been to the Philippines, but I have seen plenty of footage from areas like this, and the trike seems to be a pretty common form of transportation, they are small, maneuverable, and probably pretty cheap to own as well. Here at the website Trike Patrol, our horny foreign tourists scour the streets looking for Filipina girls who are ready to get down and fuck and suck, on camera, after they've been picked up by these guys. The ladies are not pornstars, and they are not always glamorous, some of them don't even want to go all the way, but whatever does happen, it's all here for you to see.
Websites that are like this one sort of have a hard decision to make, to keep that amateur feel, they have to do things a certain way, maybe it's by choice, or even not by choice, but when you start making things too slick, that amateur angle can be quickly lost. In this case, I'm going to specifically talk about the members area. When I logged in I found this design, and layout to be pretty much in line with what you normally see, with of course their own style. The updates page has the additions shown in chronological order, from oldest to newest of course, there is a medium sized thumbnail to represent the update, and a little bit of info as well. If you really want to get technical about browsing the site, you may run into some issues, the set up is pretty straight forward, without many options. That's not to say they don't have any options though, you can use their category tag cloud to find different scenes, they have a categories list, and a keyword search as well. I wouldn't say it's the most advanced set up I've seen, but for all intents and purposes, it does work. You can use their favoriting system to pretty much make up your own wish list, or all star list of scenes for yourself as well. This site also has a model index, but it's only useful enough for you to browse the names, and then get linked to whatever scene they were in. The scene pages themselves actually do have some pretty descriptive scene info however.
I don't want to keep going back to this topic, but there is another angle of amateur sites that need to be observed I guess, or even recognized. The fact of the matter is that when it comes to the quality of what an amateur site can provide, again they are put in a weird position. If the specs are too good, well, then maybe they aren't as amateur as we thought. If they are terrible, well… we have to ding them for that. It's just not as easy as it would seem. Here at Trike Patrol, I'd say in terms of quality, they really do hover around what I would expect a reality kind of amateur site to be, they certainly aren't busting down the doors with the best equipment, and the best internet viewing options out there. Some of the videos can be found in HD quality, but only a small portion, and they are kind of hit or miss. There really aren't that many options for viewing or downloading, and those tend to be inconsistent as well. The newer photos here do look pretty good, but as you go back into the archives, you'll find the photo galleries are just screen caps of some pretty poor looking video. I hate to say that what you get is what you get, but that does seem to be the case here, and in some crazy way, it's very cool.
One of the areas where I thought Trike Patrol really excelled in, was the quality of entertainment. This is always a hard subject to comment on because it's just so subjective, and extremely hard to quantify, there are just too many variables about what you are expecting, what entertains you, and what the scenes actually bring out. I really did like the feel of this content, the scenes were natural, amateur, not always smooth, and at times, sort of awkward… which is exactly what I was hoping to find here. To be honest, if I was reviewing some polished up studio site that touted having the hottest pornstars, I'd expect a lot more, but what I was hoping to find here was something more real, more gritty, and more like what I think a site like this should be. For me, the entertainment hit the nail on the head.
Trike Patrol is the kind of site that is only going to appeal to a certain crowd, and I'm certainly aware of that, for me, that just adds to the originality of it, there's no way you can say this is glossy, generic porn, it's completely original - but like I said, not for everyone. I really did enjoy the material here, I kind of had to set aside some initial impressions that should be reserved for those glossy sites, but overall, I'd have to say that for the right person, this is lots of fun. One of the things that always seems to appeal to me, is the realistic nature, there are a lot of "reality" sites out there, but only a few that can actually pull it off, I think Trike Patrol is pulling it off. I think this site has a lot of issues, the features, the options, the overall amateur feel of it, those are all things that take a bit away, but if you're that guy that wants this… I think it's worth a look. Enter Trike Patrol.
Site review by: Tim