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Site Synopsis: Most people are content just letting others know that they're on a boat, but at Captain Stabbin' they takes things a few big steps forward - these are anal adventures on the high seas. Everyone knows that the captain is in control of the ship, well this one takes advantage of that to lure these girls into getting fucked in the ass. The scenes are obviously hardcore, some feature multiple girls and some feature multiple guys, you can be sure that the back sides will be stabbed though. The updates contain photos and videos, a membership will also give you access to the other Nasty Dollars network bonus sites.



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Video :86.5
Photo :85.8
E! :90.8
BFYB :96.1

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  • Great customer service
  • Trial membership is not full access
  • Trial recurs for more than regular monthly membership
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Site: Captain Stabbin

Affiliate Program: Nasty Dollars / Reality Kings

Date Reviewed: August 24, 2012

Primary Niche: Anal Sex

Secondary: Hardcore, Reality Porn

Our Score: 89.8 of 100


Photo Count (approximate):
262 photo sets with an average of 221 pics in each set. Total count approx~ 58,000 in the entire members area.

Image Size:

Medium - 801px (11.13in.) to 1200px (16.67in.)

Image Quality: Medium

Download ZIP file option: YES
The screen caps are available as a zip download also.


Video Count:
262 videos with an average running time of about 35mins per movie.

Format Data RateSize Downloads?
Flash Unknown 1920x1080 No
MPEG (.mpg) 1140 kbits 480x360 Yes
MPEG-4 (.mp4) 10000 kbits 1920x1080 Yes
Windows (.wmv) 1200 kbits 720x480 Yes
  • New Updates: Unknown, No Regular Schedule
  • Exclusive Content: 100% Exclusive Content
  • 3rd Party Content: Live Feeds and Personals
  • Other Extras: Bonus Sites, Search Options, and Favorites
  • Included with Membership: 36 other sites
  • Site Launch Date: April 2002

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Captain Stabbin Review & Scoring

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Video Score # 647 Video Site
Quality : 17.4 of 20
Quantity : 17.2 of 20
Frequency : 12.0 of 15
Format/Sizes : 12.9 of 15
Exclusivity : 10.0 of 10
Downloadability : 8.7 of 10
Streaming : 8.3 of 10
Sub-Total : 86.5 of 100


  • The newer HD quality videos look very good.
  • At over 260 episodes, the archive of content here will give anyone plenty of material.
  • The new streaming video option looks very good.


  • The actual video updates are pretty inconsistent, they have a good archive but there is no real schedule.
  • Although there are some nice new videos, the quality really goes down with the older content.
Photo Score # 661 Photo Site
Quality : 16.6 of 20
Quantity : 17.0 of 20
Frequency : 12.0 of 15
Sizes : 12.3 of 15
Exclusivity : 15.0 of 15
Downloadability : 12.9 of 15
Sub-Total : 85.8 of 100


  • There's a pretty good number of photos available here.
  • The images are available as a zip download, and so are the screen caps as well.


  • Overall, the quality of the images was just about average, they were on the smaller side.
  • The update schedule for the photos is inconsistent and they are pretty far apart from each other.
Entertainment Score # 28 E! Site
Performance : 23.0 of 25
Execution : 22.8 of 25
Originality : 18.6 of 20
Navigation/Search : 17.6 of 20
Design : 8.8 of 10
Sub-Total : 90.8 of 100


  • As far as entertainment goes, these guys never seem to disappoint.
  • I give these guys extra originality points, you don't see the anal boat angle very often.
  • The execution here is good, the scenes stay true to the concept of the site and the content is good.


  • Navigation isn't too bad, this site shares the same set up with all the network sites, so things can get confusing.
  • I thought the members area was cluttered and had advertisements that I wasn't crazy about.
Bang for your Buck # 1 BFYB Site
Overall Value : 96.1 of 100


  • For some good hardcore action, Captain Stabbin' has quite a good selection of material to look through.
  • With your membership, you will have access to a very nice and big network of bonus sites.


  • The very random update schedule here can leave you really wondering when the next scene will be coming.
  • There's a strong influence on the Bang For Your Buck score based on the addition of the bonus sites.
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Captain Stabbin Final Score
Learn more about our scoring system here. # 161 Overall Site
Video Content: (weight = 25% of score) 21.63 of 25
Photo Content: ( weight = 25% of score) 21.45 of 25
Entertainment Value: ( weight = 25% of score) 22.69 of 25
Bang for your buck: ( weight = 25% of score) 24.03 of 25
Total: 89.8 of 100
Captain Stabbin



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Our Opinion

It’s pretty much one thing to decide to have a themed site, but where do you go from there? Is regular hardcore just dead? Are blowjobs boring? What about threesomes? Has it all been done before? Well it certainly seems like it at times, but today I’m looking at the website Captain Stabbin’, this is primarily an anal themed site, their tag line does say “anal adventures” you might be wondering what makes this one different. Well, to be honest – you kind of have to decide that for yourself, I can only give you my assessment, some facts and then my opinion. I can tell you that based on time stamps, it looks like they’ve been around since about 2002, that’s an eternity in this industry, so you’ve go to give them some props on originality, they’ve been doing it for a while. The second thing is that they do have their own twist on things, instead of luring some girl to an apartment to inevitably poke her in the butt, these guys are the captain of their own adventure, they use a boat, take these girls on the open water and then fuck them up the ass in the beauty of the bright sun. What’s entertaining is after these girls get their buttholes plowed, they get unceremoniously tossed into the water buck naked.

When I started taking notes down about this site, getting my facts straight and developing a sense of being a member, I did notice something a little weird. The updates seem sporadic and at times, very far apart – this gave me some worry since I didn’t really know how to address that. Is the site defunct, do they not care, is there some sort of real problem? Those were the questions I had, it looks like recently they just kind of update whenever they want, they do have quite a bit of content, so you will definitely be busy for a while, but you should be aware that I really can’t define when the updates are expected.

What they do have here at Captain Stabbin’ kind of runs a bit of the gamut in terms of quality. I can tell you that the newest videos look really great, it’s HD quality and there are several download options as well as a streaming option as well. This is where it gets a little weird as well, when I say “newer” it’s all in how you want to look at it, there aren’t that many HD videos, but they go back in terms of months because of the really lackluster update schedule. After that, I can say that it’s no surprise that the quality really goes down. When you look at a site that has updates from over 10 years ago, you’re just really not ever going to be able to expect there to be a linear line of quality. I sort of always expect that from any site that has been updating for a while, it’s just somewhat more accelerated here since it’s not long before you start going back a couple of years in scenes. Again though, I really did like the newest offerings from them.

As for the photo images, I was just not really impressed with these, the size is average to ok and the quality is average to ok. I do feel that photos seem to take a back seat to videos these days, so I’m not quite so harsh about it, but I do judge these based on what other sites are still providing us. There is a good number of images per scene, they are downloadable as a zip file (including the screen caps) but I think they could have done a better job here.

Navigation and search features may not always be at the top of the list in terms of priority to some people, and I admit, it’s not at the top of my list – but I still want the dang site to work and be efficient for me. I thought the members area of Captain Stabbin’ wasn’t so bad, but there were a lot of distractions for me and a lack of time saving usable features. Things were pretty cluttered and there were some advertisements as well, one could argue that those extra items are there to help the member and to bring more content to one – but… I just wasn’t seeing it that way, I was hoping for a more streamlined site. One sort of bear trap here is that a lot of that extra stuff really does give you more to look at, it can direct you more quickly to other areas, bring you to the best parts of the bonus sites, or introduce you to other sites that you may not have found randomly, but it was still just a bit much for me.

No site can really be honestly called good if everything is awesome except for the content. That’s sort of the moment where you pause and decide what’s important – good content and a crappy website? Or crappy content and a great website? Well, Captain Stabbin’ helps to make that pause a bit shorter. The scenes here are really good, although they aren’t as consistent as I’d like, these guys always have a knack for producing fun, sexy, hot ass scenes that are comical as much as they are boner inducing, I think they have no problems there. The whole picture, the site, the bonus sites, the scenes, the hot girls, the good entertainment – those are all areas that help overcome some of the issues that I had mentioned before. I’m not saying that a good fuck scene is all I need to overlook some of the real problems, but I’m not writing off this site, and I’m not writing off this network, I think there is definitely something worthy here.
Enter Captain Stabbin.

Site review by: Tim

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