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Fucking Machines

Fucking Machines

Site Synopsis: Fucking Machines is a website featuring women getting licked, fucked and sucked by purpose built machines. The machines here range from mile to wild, everything from just power tool attachments all the way to huge mechanically complicated stand alone contraptions with only one use. Fucking Machines is a fetish site that updates twice weekly. This should be considered a hardcore site, but the penetration is done by inanimate objects instead of male actors.

OVERALL SCORE

89.0

of 100

Video :90.0
Photo :89.5
E! :88.6
BFYB :88.0

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REVIEW DETAILS

Site: Fucking Machines

Affiliate Program: Kinky Dollars

Date Reviewed: April 26, 2015

Primary Niche: Machines

Secondary: Fetish, Toys

Our Score: 89.0 of 100

PHOTOS

Photo Count (approximate):
1,040 photo sets with an average of 175 pics in each set. Total count approx~ 182,000 in the entire members area.

Image Size:

Large - 1201px (16.68in.) to 1800px (25in.)
Medium - 801px (11.13in.) to 1200px (16.67in.)

Image Quality: Medium

Download ZIP file option: YES

VIDEOS

Video Count:
1,040 videos with an average running time of about 25mins per movie.

Format Data RateSize Downloads?
Flash Unknown 1280x720 No
MPEG-4 (.mp4) 5000 kbits 1280x720 Yes
Windows (.wmv) 3000 kbits 1280x720 Yes
EXTRAS
  • New Updates: Once a week
  • Exclusive Content: 100% Exclusive Content
  • 3rd Party Content: Store, Live Feeds, and Advertisements
  • Other Extras: Forum, Search Options, and Model Index
  • Site Launch Date: September 2000
MEMBERSHIP INFO

Monthly: $29.90 - Recurs @ $29.90

60 Days: $49.90 - Recurs @ $49.90

6 Months: $99.00 - Non-recurring

Annually: $169.95 - Non-recurring

Payment Options:
Credit Card and Mail In

Fucking Machines Review & Scoring

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Video Score # 189 Video Site
Quality : 17.8 of 20
Quantity : 18.4 of 20
Frequency : 12.9 of 15
Format/Sizes : 13.2 of 15
Exclusivity : 10.0 of 10
Downloadability : 8.8 of 10
Streaming : 8.9 of 10
Sub-Total : 90.0 of 100

VIDEO PROS

  • A good portion of these videos are available in HD quality.
  • At over 1,000 video scenes, you should find plenty to see here.
  • You'll find multiple download, and viewing options for these videos.

VIDEO CONS

  • As you get to the older scenes, expect there to be a drop off in quality.
  • Several of the current download and viewing options will not be available with old videos.
Photo Score # 278 Photo Site
Quality : 17.6 of 20
Quantity : 18.2 of 20
Frequency : 12.9 of 15
Sizes : 13.0 of 15
Exclusivity : 15.0 of 15
Downloadability : 12.8 of 15
Sub-Total : 89.5 of 100
   

PHOTO PROS

  • Fucking Machines has a very generous collection of photo sets.
  • This site does offer downloadable zip files for these photos.
  • I thought the high resolution images looked really good.

PHOTO CONS

  • With the older photo sets, expect there to be a drop in quality and size.
  • Options are limited when viewing the photos in your browser.
Entertainment Score # 232 E! Site
Performance : 23.0 of 25
Execution : 22.0 of 25
Originality : 18.4 of 20
Navigation/Search : 16.8 of 20
Design : 8.4 of 10
Sub-Total : 88.6 of 100

ENTERTAINMENT PROS

  • Fucking Machines has that originality factor, very entertaining.
  • Execution of this site was great, these fuck contraptions take quite an imagination to build.
  • There are multiple member options like commenting and rating scenes.

ENTERTAINMENT CONS

  • This members area feels outdated, a little cluttered at times as well.
  • Navigation was basic, I'd like to see more advanced search features.
Bang for your Buck # 396 BFYB Site
Overall Value : 88.0 of 100

BANG FOR YOUR BUCK PROS

  • The join cost is nothing special, but you'll get plenty of updates for your money.
  • To add to an already large collection, new updates come in often.

BANG FOR YOUR BUCK CONS

  • Membership limits you to just this site, there are not many extras.
  • With this collection, I think better navigation tools would make the site more efficient.
  • Membership Options
  • Monthly: $29.90 - Recurs @ $29.90
  • 60 Days: $49.90 - Recurs @ $49.90
  • 6 Months: $99.00 Non-recurring
  • Annually: $169.95 Non-recurring
Fucking Machines Final Score
Learn more about our scoring system here. # 257 Overall Site
Video Content: (weight = 25% of score) 22.50 of 25
Photo Content: ( weight = 25% of score) 22.38 of 25
Entertainment Value: ( weight = 25% of score) 22.15 of 25
Bang for your buck: ( weight = 25% of score) 22.00 of 25
Total: 89.0 of 100
Fucking Machines

OVERALL SCORE

89.0

of 100

Our Opinion

You always hear people complain that technology is starting to take over the jobs that regular people would normally do, an automated machine can do a job longer, better, more efficiently, and usually cheaper. It would be a total shame when the machines completely take over, and us humans are left with nothing to do… at least they can't take away sex, right? Today I will be reviewing the website Fucking Machines, it's a lot like it sounds like it would be like. What we will find here is a collection of content that almost seems right out of science fiction, purpose built machines whose only purpose is to fuck the ever living shit out of girls. You might think that no machine can take the place of a real man, with a real cock, who knows how to get a girl off… but you might be wrong. The ladies on this site are forced to take automated dicks, sometimes even being tied down, but the earth shattering orgasms, the heavy moans, and the epic distances and quantities these girl squirt their female jizz, lets you know that shit's about to get real, and maybe a brainless tool with no emotion actually can fuck a girl until she reaches a hard and satisfying orgasm.

Logging in to the members area, I was greeted with a pretty basic looking design, these days there seems to be a basic set up that everyone uses, they usually customize the look to be a bit different, but the layout here doesn't look like much thought was put into it. Don't get me completely wrong though, crafty design and website frills will only get you so far, if you're gonna have crappy material, I don't care how cool your site looks. The updates are shown on the home page, in a grid pattern, and organized by the date they were added, there are a few different ways to change how the updates are displayed, and you can also reorganize the material a few different ways as well. Fucking Machines does actually have something a bit different about their set up, on the left hand side, there is a column that is reserved for the Featured Shoots, this sort of breaks the continuity a bit because they only add something new here every so often, that means the dates are not really in line with the rest of the updates that are shown. To be honest, I'm not really sure what constitutes a Featured Shoot, I looked around a bit, but I can't say for sure how these are different, it could just be a matter of whatever they want to call a featured shoot. I'm sure a little bit of research might shed a bit more light on the subject, from my standpoint right now, I don't think it makes much of a difference, I'm just trying to describe the layout. Also in the members area, there are a few ads that you'll notice, the top portion of the page is also taken up by link to live shows, it's not terribly distracting, but I would like to see things set up a bit cleaner. I did find a few different navigation tools, you can also use a search tool for the models, but for the most part I really didn't see anything too advanced, which is a bummer, I'm a sucker for good user tools. One of the things I thought was pretty interesting about this site, was their list of machines that are used, it's almost like a model index, but for the creative devices and machines that have been purpose built, they have short descriptions about the machines, and even a little bit of bio info.

One of the great attributes of Fucking Machines is their collection of photos and videos, at the time of this review I was able to count 999 updates, I actually groaned a little bit to myself because they were so close to 1,000. Maybe if I would have done this review in a few more days, I would have been able to comment about having a 4 digit content count. Actually, one of the reasons I really brought up the lack of navigation tools is because of how much content they have, I think it could be pretty daunting for a member to try and make sense of all of the content, that is, if they are really interested in narrowing things down to more manageable bit sized pieces of content. Moving on though, it looks as though at this time, new scenes are added about once a week, when I went back a bit to see how consistent this was, I saw several different update patterns, some of them were being added just a few days apart. I can't really say when and where they decide to change up the schedule, but at least for now it's once a week.

The earliest date stamp I could find was from the year 2000, that's a pretty long time ago, I bring this up because I want to point out that eventually you are going to start getting into material that's old, and then of course it's only going to continue to get older. When you move your way into this material, just know that you are going to find less quality, and fewer options, this is pretty normal for any site, so I really don't think it's too much of a big deal. Currently this site is updating with HD quality videos, and they look great, they have several downloading options, they also provide a great looking streaming video with it's own options. I thought the photos looked very good as well, you can download their zip file, or manually view them in your browser, but I didn't see any auto playing, or manual slideshow options. Overall though, I did think the quality of both the photos and videos were pretty much right in line with what you would hope to expect these days.

Fucking Machines is a pretty unique kind of site, it only takes a quick look at their tour pages to see that. The whole concept of a fucking machine is pretty creative, this isn't your moms vibrator, these things are beasts of technology, and could actually be pretty intimidating, I definitely know I would be scared if introduced to one of these machines without knowing what it was really for. Entertainment here will obviously depend on your preferences, in this case it might actually come down to your curiosity as well. Getting off on material like this would take a certain type of person, I can honestly say that a lot of what I was checking out was pretty fascinating. I think this site has a lot of things going for it, I noticed several things that I thought could have been done better, I'd like to see more user features with this site, but I don't think any of these things were deal breakers for me. With a site like this, they really could have gotten away with even less tools that they have now, I think the nature of Fucking Machines makes some things forgivable because we just want to see these crazy machines in action. Overall, this was a fun site to review, they had a very solid collection, and I do think the entertainment is there. Enter Fucking Machines.

Site review by: Tim

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